unless they are, in fact, made of Swiss cheese

“No way I'm calling anyone ‘Father’ or ‘Your Holiness’ unless they are, in fact, my father or made of Swiss cheese.”

“You should always call people what they wish to be called...I get to choose what you call me.” ---

“Yes, but in some cases, isn't that tacitly agreeing to participate in a political system you may find distateful? Why should Prince Harry get treated to more fawning nomenclature (‘Your Royal Highness...’) than Rosa Parks?”