Recipe: Bachelor Chow

Bachelor Chow. Serves 1 (duh).

[now with flavor]

  1. Make some ramen noodles. Feel free to substitute whatever other pasta or rice you have on hand.
  2. Drain water. Use of a collinder is discouraged, because a true bachelor will make this with one pot and one fork. No other dishes to wash.
  3. Add a can of Hormel chili with beans. Mix together.
  4. Heat on medium until everything is hot.
  5. Eat

This meal costs less than a dollar. You get what you pay for.