Marge: "This is better than our screensaver, and I love our screensaver."

Homer: "I wish God were alive to see this."

I've changed my hair color again. It's kinda blackish now. I don't like it as much as the candy apple red. It needs more color.

This week I've started looking for a place to live next year. This means planning for a future more than a few months ahead. Scary.