I'd Really Rather

Hal Canary

2006-09-19 14:18:59-05:00 (CDT)

https://halcanary.org/vv/2006/09/19/643/

Right now I'm not buying new books because i'm in super-thrifty mode. (I did, however buy a new compass (a Brunton 26DNL) that floats for my next kayacking trip. Not that it is easy to get lost when you are on a river. You're either going upstream or downstream. I bame the DVDs of Lost.) One book that I'm not buying due to the moratorium on new books is The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 0812976568).

Inside the Gospel are the The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", commandments for Pastafarians. I especially like number 5:

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.