An Open Letter

An open letter to the cute red-headed girl whom I often see in the elevator and to whom I've never spoken and who was either giving me the evil eye or checking me out yesterday.

March 8, 2005

Dear cute red-headed girl whom I often see in the elevator and to whom I've never spoken and who was either giving me the evil eye or checking me out yesterday,

So... Nice weather?

Sincerly,

Hal W. Canary