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Bachelor Chow. Serves 1 (duh).

1. Make some ramen noodles. Feel free to substitute whatever other pasta or rice you have on hand.
2. Drain water. Use of a collinder is discouraged, because a true bachelor will make this with one pot and one fork. No other dishes to wash.
3. Add a can of Hormel chili with beans. Mix together.
4. Heat on medium until everything is hot.
5. Eat

This meal costs less than a dollar. You get what you pay for.