Is that legal?

By Hal Canary, 2004-03-14 11:09:34 (link)
#mindless-link-propagation

On the Deficit:

Q. What is the federal budget deficit?

A. It is a gigantic number of dollars -- like 300 jillion skillion drillion -- that the federal government is spending, despite not actually having it.

Q. Is that legal?

A. It is if you have nuclear weapons.

—Dave Barry (link)


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